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Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.
Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm
by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024
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Dead beat

A person who can’t get over the break up or divorce and rips the kids from the other person. A person who uses the children as a pawn and manipulates the family court system into abusing the victim even more because the victim chose to leave the abuse. A father who enforces child support knowing that mom doesn’t have an income because they were a full-time parent. Any parent who uses the children to hurt the other parent is a deadbeat.
The dead beat father who provides for the family but abuses the mother has taken mom to court over the children because she chose to leave a toxic environment. Now he’s taking her to court for child support knowing she’s the main caretaker & was 100% reliant on his income.
by Alienatedmom222 January 11, 2024
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Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.
“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
exactly
i love my dead boyfriend
by luckydamutt January 15, 2024
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dead homies

All your dead peoples. It's like saying on my dead mother or some thing like that.
ONNA DEAD HOMIES YOU A FUCKIN LIE
by jussagirlwithglasses January 23, 2024
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dead hamiez

by stackslluvxo January 27, 2024
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Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.
Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.
by irsY January 29, 2024
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