Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.

Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

by Young&Wild December 19, 2011

Boston cream

When you nut in her butt then lick it out

Hey girl can I get a Boston cream

by Redrocket232 March 5, 2018

Creamed

Miss Teresa, Officer Smith, and Brenton

They are some creamed individuals

by Ashjkggj April 24, 2019

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020