Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Cracked

Getting really good sex

“He’s happy because he got cracked last night”

by Narrcleorrr July 31, 2025

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

crack fella

A fellow that is crack in the head who thinks he is a mac genius and always treat his nephew to eat crab but not his son

Yah i am a crack fella

by Plate nsjsne July 16, 2020

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Crack the pepper

When you’re riding a motorcycle and a twist the throttle to dump a blast a fuel to make a BRAP BRAP. Another way to say let’s ride.

Hey you want to crack the pepper tonight?

by RDawg505 September 19, 2022