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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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Jesus

A beverage whose name is derived from the Indonesian phrase "jeruk susu", meaning "orange with milk". This creamy, citrusy drink is a popular refreshment among locals.
After a long day in the sun, nothing beats a cold Jesus to cool off—it's the perfect mix of tangy and sweet!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.
God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.
by liveforgiving May 17, 2021
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jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*
by GVibez November 17, 2016
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Jesus

A name of a very cute guy
Omg did you see Jesus he is so cute.
by Chulito November 22, 2021
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Jesus

A pick me boy who likes to follow around girls most commonly known for “playing for the wrong team” likes to be respectful upfront but a whore in person.
Jesus: hey guys
Girls: Help help leave me alone!
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
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