ass fault

a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your assigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.

"The obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an ass fault when his butt spilled over into my seat."

by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010

ass-breath

when someone wakes up in the morning and their breath smells like an ass.

I could hardly talk to my friend the other day because he had a bad case of ass-breath.

by squiggleman4 March 21, 2010

kangaroo ass

a fine ass, not huge, but one that you just have to grab on to. one that when a girl walks by, your eyes just automatically follow its bouncing movement, like a jumping kangaroo.

"Damn, dude, you see the ass on her? my head spun around so fastt I cracked my neck."

"Yeah, man, she got a kangaroo ass!"

by aussie_skank_boner January 24, 2010

Quarter-ass

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!

by Sulak December 7, 2010

asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.

ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...

by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008