Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Duck

A waterbird with a broad, flat bill, webbed feet, and an affinity for swimming in ponds, lakes, and rivers. It's the animal you feed bread at the pond, often leading to the person feeding it to wonder if they’ve just contributed to an ecosystem issue, but doing it anyway because it's cute and the bread was going stale.

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🟫⬜⬜⬜🟫🟫🟫➖➖
🟫🟫⬜⬜⬜🟫🟫➖➖
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Duck: Quack

by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025

cold duck

Get drunk emptying a bottle of cold duck.

Have a bottle of cold duck

by Erkla September 11, 2017

Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

hung duck

A male Asian with an uncommonly large penis.

Dang that guys a hung duck.

by porkulated donkey sauce June 21, 2017

ducking

When autocorrect is being a bitch

You ducking bitch

*Presses send*
What no I put ducking not ducking
*sends again*
I ducking give up

by georgiathemotherfuckingcountry September 1, 2017

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025