Urban Purgatory

The place you go when Urban Dictionary sends you emails saying that 2 or 3 of your definitions have been accepted and will appear on the site within the next few days, and then more than a month or two later you're still waiting to see them published.

Jake: Hey, man, didn't you say you were gonna be on Urban Dictionary? Man, I check it every day and I haven't seen your shit yet!

Bill: I know, dog! Guess I'm in whatcha might call Urban Purgatory!

by Vagabond King April 9, 2010

Urban Dictionary

The place you IMMEDIATELY go when one of your friend makes a reference and you're like what the heck? But you pretend that you actually know what it means. Then you go on urban dictionary and are like duhhhhhhh that's what it means😳

Didn't know what a blowjob was, thank god for urban dictionary.

by Thatminnesotangirl April 5, 2015

Urban Smore

Basically the same idea as a regular smore, but it can be eaten and made easily in any urban situation. The materials you need are:
-Mary Jane
-Let bake for 20 minutes on 99F
-Obtain saltine crackers, mini marshmallows, and peanut butter
-Same construction as the regular smore
-Eat the urban smore with a beverage!I suggest liquid sunshine

pot 1: I am sooo hungry.
pot 2: I have a phenomenal idea. It is cheap and very easy.
URBAN SMORES!! YES!
pot 1: nice

by Max-Brian (No Joey) :( ... (haha just joshin) September 9, 2007

urban dictionary

a site which has more bullshit references to drugs and sex than a 50cent song.

1st dude: i dint kno yo mama was a crack whore?
2nd: whaaaa ?
1st: i searched her up on urban dictionary man.

by iilluminatk May 28, 2010

Urban Dictionary

Where you see that apparently EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE is slang for something sexual.

Urban Dictionary's word of the day: Word: "The." Definition: LOL POOP BUTT DICK HAHAHAHAHA!!1111

by Interplacebo December 12, 2015

Urban dictionary

An online dictionary mostly made up of public definition's. Often times definitions are obnoxious and dangerously truthful.

Did you read the definition for long dick style on urban dictionary!? It was explicit!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

urban dicktionary

a term used by trolls in an attempt to get a girl.

Hey did you see the new definition on urban dictionary?
You mean urban dicktionary?

*snarls*

by Zalelian June 12, 2018