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hold your whale, the toilets broken 

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?

The Tadpole 

When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.
While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.
The Tadpole by Spyder2k99 March 22, 2009

Stuffing The Turkey 

When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.
Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"

Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"

Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"

The Thanos 

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left
The Thanos by Chris Gr June 24, 2018

The Trumps 

When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.
I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.
The Trumps by PluploaderSteve November 9, 2017

take one for the team 

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)
I'm gonna take one for the team, guys!
take one for the team by Fuzzz April 8, 2005