trash fire

a person who is a hot mess. a person you watch steady on a rapid decline and their life is disorganized, disarray, deteriorating, chaotic; but he/she stilll thinks they are fly and on his/her game.
Jake: "I wish that broad would stay away from me."
LB:" I know right. she's a trash fire."
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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Fire-gram

A really great Instagram. You look great. Your friends look great. Nature looks sexy. The likes are pouring in.
This lighting is fueling the fire-gram I'm about to post!
by Britna September 13, 2017
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crazy fire

-a crazy fire
-a restraunt
-dude that fire is crazy!
- lets go to "crazy fire"
by thgythyghgy October 14, 2008
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California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
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firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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Fire ball your world

When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun
I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter
by Tounge puncher November 02, 2018
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