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Jewish porn

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.
by Earboy February 9, 2024
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Porn.

A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Porn

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.
by Pls don't sue September 25, 2019
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porn

by bfgsd May 26, 2022
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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
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