beef potato boy

beef potato boy.

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) June 14, 2021

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Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.

Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

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1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

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