Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

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fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

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Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

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