Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

Sanilands Park

a park where little minks hang out in bc theyre family doesnt love them

hey! want to go to sanilands park?
yeah sure! lets invite our junkie mates

by Igetlotsofpussy February 10, 2021

Park Jihoon Complex

A condition of someone who feels the need to bring other people down, scrutinize their every move, do out of context slander and comparisons to feed one's ego and their superiority or inferiority complex

That one specific toxic fandom kept on saying their fave is perfect and better than my unproblematic fave, they have a Park Jihoon complex

by hatedvegetable October 3, 2020

Park Ridge

The great resting place of batman, also, everybody do's drugs and shit.

where can I go to get laid? PARK RIDGE! also im 14, NO problem, we got those too

by BobMcNOodle January 7, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.

Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.

by GConey December 31, 2023

Parked

When you're parked in a parking spot and don't want to be arrested

Officer you're not allowed to arrest me, I'm parked in a public parking spot.

by anonymous February 25, 2021