Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis he’s a liar pants.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Ante Pante

Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!

OH NO a Ante Pante is nearby!

by AgnesoBanana November 18, 2018

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 8, 2021

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Pantelis

Fucking God giant cock

Omg it's pantelis close the windows hide my wife!

by KingLonhs November 23, 2021

pants tightening

a boner. simple as that

James : Why are you walking like that bro?

Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right

now..

James : Ewww! TMI!

ex 2

He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.

by trancyxx April 12, 2023