You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

e-i-e-ipadry

The act of using Old McDonald's iPad.

Old McDonald had an iPad, E-I-E-iPadry.

by Goose Willis February 27, 2021

platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept

superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch

by y2kcunt February 18, 2022

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

a hazy ipa

Something only the most sophisticated and distinguished man would order at a bar. Frequently ordered by men named Connor. Usually pronounced with a very heavy English accent.

Hey sir what would you like to drink tonight, some sort of beer or a hazy ipa?

I’ll take the haziest IPA you have on tap please.

by DarthFadez May 19, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023