hairy kernel 

A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.

With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.

hairy kernel by John E August 30, 2005

Hairy Gumbers 

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

Hairy Gumbers by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

Hairy Gremlin 

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

Hairy Gremlin by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006

Harrypottersexual 

This means you are deeply attractive to Harry Potter character.

Someone:Hey why don’t you date anyone?
Me:oh I’m harrypottersexual.

Harrypottersexual by anonymous December 29, 2020

hairy gates 

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

hairy gates by Danny Seven November 10, 2004

Hairy Mexican Ortiz 

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

Hairy Mexican Ortiz by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

the hairy bird 

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008