Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
Get the Jesus. H Christmug. by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
Get the jesus hairmug. ShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrek
jesus=Shrek
by Hugh Cockiner September 6, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
Get the Jesus Cruzmug. Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Get the Jesus Lightingmug. 
A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.
by Love Creates December 22, 2017
Get the bubba jesusmug.