dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Fire-gram

A really great Instagram. You look great. Your friends look great. Nature looks sexy. The likes are pouring in.

This lighting is fueling the fire-gram I'm about to post!

by Britna September 13, 2017

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Bump fire

fucking fast and hard

The bump fire made her cum.

by Kung Pooh October 5, 2017

forrest fire

a large mob of angry idiots with weapons

my friend attracted a forrest fire yesterday by calling the boss an idiot.

by Archer S. October 11, 2017

link the fire

To link the fire is to have sex with someone with an STD wether you have it or they have it or both.

Damn my girlfriend wanted us to link the fire and I was like no way I don't want Gonorrhea.

by THEGAYESTBUTLER October 15, 2017