Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

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Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

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Benjamin David
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A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

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david

gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense

dam you acting like david

by yasirs February 12, 2024

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David

David is a geniune guy who always acts like a child. David likes to watch and draw scenes from movies. Instead of blaming his friends he blames himself he is so kind. If you ever decide to be freinds with a David note that he is short and isnt going to hit puberty until 16.

David is a name.

by OkipStreamer February 13, 2024

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