Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by anonymous May 26, 2025

Cream soda

Having sex and nutting inside the girl then urinating in her right after

Man i was banging this girl last night and i gave her a cream soda

by Ford flex December 29, 2018

the ice cream game

An intimate practice designed to alleviate tension and forge a profound connection between partners.

Beginning with gentle touches, each participant takes turns incrementally merging their physical presence with the other, akin to the slow “melting” of ice cream. This deliberate progression cultivates a heightened sense of closeness, fostering a tantric and deeply intertwined bond.

The game is complete once both partners are in full contact with each other’s bodies.

“You’re a little tense, wanna warm up with the ice cream game?”

by jofiewazhere December 27, 2023