Spase Chris 

Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.

Make me some popcorn spase chris.

Spase Chris by MexiRyan22 February 21, 2011

Cal Chris 

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

Cal Chris by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Frat Chris 

a college fraternity that one person is.

frat chris is life

Frat Chris by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 June 1, 2015

penetrator-chris

The fuckboy all the girls are falling for but he just has his mind for one girl.

- Ohh, did you see that thing that happended the other night? A fuckboy had all the girls att the party on hes side but he only looked at one girl.
-He has to be a Penetrator-Chris.

penetrator-chris by Penetrator-Chris January 6, 2017

crotch chris 

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

crotch chris by Gargles June 14, 2017

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

salty chris by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

salty chris by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018