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Botswana Baby

A large parcel of cocaine, disguised in baby clothes, in order to smuggle it through border security. Often accompanied by a falsified record of adoption of a child, being taken out of a third world country.
"that bitch be bringin' us a Botswana baby"
by Tom B E May 10, 2014
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Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.
Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.
by Nut Walters January 7, 2015
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baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.
This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.
by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013
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baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
by A real fucking person December 17, 2013
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baby-birdin'

the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
you were looking at me all baby-birdin' as I pulled out that 100 dollar bill from my pocket
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Kobee baby

When you nut in your girl from 3 feet away and she gets pregnant
Mom how was I born? Well son your father hit me with that Kobee baby and bam! 9 months later here you were
by Gogetatr12 June 22, 2015
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Maybe Baby

A phrase used when talking about foster children that the foster parents are attempting to adopt but it's not offical yet. This is a much warmer and fun way of communicating a person is trying adopt the children yet still conveys it's not a done deal yet.
How are things going with your "maybe baby"?
by P.J. Christianson June 27, 2015
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