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Urban Dictionary

The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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Urban dictionary flattery

When you search your name on Urban Dictionary and get flattered because it’s written by people with the same name as you trying to compliment themselves
Steve: what does my name in Urban Dictionary mean
Dave: search it up
Steve: oh it says that im a hot male with 100 bitches, i totally agree
Dave: you my friend are suffering from Urban dictionary flattery
by Kpopisnotreal September 20, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

a website that (i think) was intended for people to share slang and funny words they made up but now it's just something about sex and everyone has horibal speling and really need Grammarly.
me: types "shark" in urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Guy 1: Did you see that epic website?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's such a Urban Dictionary
by hoc3000 August 9, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Billy, I told you not to use Urban Dictionary.
by Username&Password March 7, 2017
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