coalition time

its ALL your imagination

Person A: "Hey, I think this commie is trying to oppress me. It's COALITION TIME"
Person B: "Plz plz, its all your imagination"

by SDBigDaddy July 11, 2016

Time syncing

When wasting time doing nothing important

Browsing random search in Pinterest I am time syncing

by Madbill bob January 24, 2017

covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 1, 2020

Devil Time

The Devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper.

Heisen is bout to go Devil time ;)

by Heissey March 20, 2021

time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

john time

Multiply real time by 150 percent.

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.

by iamthatgood January 5, 2012

time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls

I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.

by voshnitz March 6, 2011