A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

by insanity November 9, 2012

by Blessed23 September 9, 2022

The alienation of certain people from society to the point of being forgotten, excluded or ignored in society.
The prejudice surrounding people who have different opinions exacts a social death than a real physical death.
by Word Madman April 12, 2022

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
by Seresan July 12, 2024

When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
