"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025

by Eugens’s ass April 27, 2021

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018
