When kids get spoiled by their
parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and
slap them with a stick, thus the
slap stick is born.
Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's
Peace Frog for background
music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You
will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.