go-to guy

An ultra-forgiving and soft-hearted dude --- often a clean-living fellow who is financially-solvent and caring/respectful to everyone, but who seldom is able to "hang on to" a lady for more than a month or two because he is somewhat naive/awkward and/or he simply lacks "hot hunk" appeal --- whom a selfish/irresponsible lady views as merely a "spare tire" --- she keeps "running back to him" over and over again each time her successive brief flings with other guys go sour... like many of the other gals who have briefly dated him, she actually gets along okay with this one particular dude most of the time --- he always treats her with kindness and respect, and he's "always there for her" and helps her out with stuff in her life. But then whenever she meets someone new, she gets all starry-eyed and flippantly brushes off the clueless guy in her eager reckless headlong dash for seemingly greener pastures, but then when the new dude gets fed up with her mindlessly-consumptive ways and/or shallow attitude and goes off in a huff again, she immediately comes bawling and blubbering back to her "original" guy in floods of penitent tears --- "How could I have ever even DREAMED of leaving you? How utterly STUPID of me... you are indeed the best thing that ever happened to me!" (Yeah, sure --- just until she meets somebody else, that is, and then here we go all over again!)

Clueless dude with his heart on his sleeve: I hate being a go-to guy for a lot of the gals I meet... I wanna be one of the "regular tires" on their car, not just the spare donut to rattle around in their trunk and then briefly slap on whenever one of their "regular tires" blows out, and then get casually tossed back into the trunk as soon as another "regular tire" comes along!

by QuacksO August 4, 2017

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Educational Youtube Poop.

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.

by Lebrochaun November 9, 2009

bone eating type guy

one who eats bones and wears a trenchcoat. commonly found in parks and cemetaries scouring the forest floor for rat knees.
note: often associated with wednesday 13 and small town hip hop culture, for some reason unbeknowenst to moi.

dude 1:holy crap dude!!! its a bone eating type guy!!!
dude 2: i see it man!! get it!!!
bone eating type guy: *hiss*

bone eating type guy: *eats bones*

by finnigan July 5, 2006

landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.

Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!

by Moriae December 6, 2006

Stand-up guy

What a quadriplegic isn't.

*John sees quadriplegic commit good deed*
John: Hey bud, you're a real stand-up guy!
Quadriplegic: ...

by eyyyy guy November 18, 2010

Little Guy

The act of wiping a booger on someone's ass while having sex with them from behind.

Isaac is the man! He totally gave Chad's sister a little guy and took a picture of it with his cell phone.

by Little Guy October 20, 2007

Fat Asian Guy

Fat Asian Guy - F.A.G. - Also known as FAD (F.A.D. - Fat Asian Dude), used frequently in asian music videos, depicting a man in his early 20's leading a useless life, becoming a burden to people, or getting dumped.
The expression can be used to describe such people, even if said people is not of Asian birth!

*Discriminatory not intended*

Sometimes I could use a Fat Asian Guy, like when you have to get away from somewhere you can block the way with them! At least that way they could be useful for once!

by Worfeed September 26, 2010