Finger your girl till she cum on your hand then let her pee on your hand. Use the cum as soap and the pee as water. When done, use her farts to dry your hands.
by Hand washing August 9, 2016
Get the Georgia Bird Bathmug. "you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013
Get the Feed the baby birdsmug. government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021
Get the Birdmug. Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 2: Thanks man
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Bird's Nestmug. A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023
Get the Going the way of the dodo birdmug. by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023
Get the Emu the birdmug. To be a “Connor Bird” is to be the lowest of the low. You must be a weedy little virgin who wanks in bins and fingers your own nephews.
by BigHogJeffery October 1, 2019
Get the Connor Birdmug.