Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012

muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006

Nigger Water

1. Alcoholic drink generally made by white high school underclassmen by combining a little bit of booze from every bottle in Daddy's liquor cabinet into a pop bottle, so he won't notice he's missing any.
2. The cheapest possible booze, purchased by a bum for underage kids, so the bum can keep more of the money.

1. "Nigger water is nasty, I can't believe we used to get all excited about drinking it when we were freshmen."
2. "Dude, I gave that bum a twenty and asked for some Absolut, but he only got me Five O'clock Vodka."
- "Come on, did you really think he'd get you anything besides nigger water?"

by Wansanchez November 1, 2006

lollie water

A weak, usually sweet, drink made for girls and girly boys.

2 dogs? why you drinking lollie water you pansy?

by anonymous bourbon drinker March 15, 2004

running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee

i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

by Tha Real AG January 28, 2015

Chicken of Water

Negative term: A chicken of water is a young harry potter look-a-like that is frozen stiff with fear at the site of water or a spud gun* containing such liquids.
Often seen in Wales (UK)
Sometimes when A chicken of water has been identified other people will chant a song with just the words "Chicken of water." For hours on end.

*Spud gun: small toy gun that fires tiny sections of potatoes

"What's that in your hand?" - Harry potter look-a-like
"A spud gun" - Person
*shits pants in defense*
"Chicken of water!!!" *Chants*

by The beat goes on May 13, 2009