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Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.
"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."
by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023
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Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
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The School System

Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.

"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am

a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.

Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.

The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.

All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.

Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.

Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.

Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"Ava what do you think about the school system??"
"Well, it's broken."
by ersatze February 13, 2023
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High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Canford School

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.
by reallyrandomindividual April 12, 2023
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Elan School

A shitstain on humanity that the entire world is now aware of.
Christy: I worked at the Elan School in Maine, hire me!

Employer: Holy shit? Really!!? You absolute piece of shit.
by Jeff Wimbelton April 19, 2023
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kingdom school

private school in riyadh used as a detention center or prison for children of all ages
my mom hates me she made we transfer to kingdom schools

my parents sent my brother to kingdom school because he didn’t pray fajr
by kingdom schools October 19, 2019
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