Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

An expression used as a form of sarcasm and/or annoyance when referencing or imitating Shaggy.

Guy: I just laid a massive shit

Guy 2: good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

by spaceace999 December 1, 2014

log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008

one wipe challenge

When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.

Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.

by @salsaleg25 June 5, 2017

Koenigsegg One:1

In my opinion, the fastest cat in the universe.

Me: Why the fuck does no one care about the Koenigsegg One:1?
Nigga: I do, my homie.
Me and Nigga: AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Need for Speed: Rivals Legend November 2, 2018

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003