Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 20, 2022

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m finna take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: ight.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 April 28, 2018

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 April 28, 2018

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023