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D.L.L.R. Syndrome

(Desire to Love and be Loved to Return SYNDROME)
someone who loves to be loved... or rather he/she needs to be shown instead told that he/she is loved
some girls (or boys) have D.L.L.R. Syndrome becuase they are brats

girl:*I wish someone would show me love by giving me flowers or something instead being told "i love u"*
boy:*walks up and gives flowers*Here i got these for you.
girl:OH thank you i love you so much!*hug*
boy:*man i wish she'd show ME some love in bed*
by animefreak25 November 22, 2011
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cishet syndrome

When someone is acting like a far right rude cisgendered heterosexual.
O: That guy just elbowed me in the face, snuffed me, and didn’t say sorry!
E: Mf got that cishet syndrome.
by Eye_Snatcher.shroomy February 28, 2023
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Bella Syndrome

The disease in which you never show any emotions through facial expressions, like Kristen Stewart.
"Dude, are you alright?"
"Yeah it's cool. I just have a bad case of Bella Syndrome."
by Nicklovesgames March 1, 2013
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Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.
Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.
by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012
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status syndrome

when people try too hard and go out of their way to post something as their status on facebook or tweet.

They try to find humor in everyday things where there is none fishing for "likes", comments and retweets.

These people try to hard and its a shame. They are also not aware that they are doing it. If what they thought was "funny" was said by a standup comic, you would hear crickets chirping but people trying to be nice will give you a "thumbs up" or a "lol" on fb, only worsening the problem.
Just take a look at the status updates and prolly 4 out of 5 are lame and you prolly are guilty of doin it too.

Jane: LOL just got a new shirt. The salesperson was retarded I think lol

Friends: (cricket chirping, everyone "looking" at each other, finally someone decides to type lol to move on with it.)

Typical case of status syndrome
by raisun June 28, 2011
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Poland Syndrome

A polish person acting retarded or doesn't know what he is doing
Person1: Kurwa
Person2: Oh i see you have Poland syndrome as well
by Doctor Hamdi September 17, 2018
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Asholeperger Syndrome

Asholeperger Syndrome - a behavioral disorder characterized by difficulties in social interaction, a single-minded self absorption, a lack of a sense of humor and hyper-critical outbursts. This behavior may be a result of undiagnosed Asperger syndrome, or the person might just be an asshole.
She spent a breathless hour on the phone yakking about her day, only pausing to rag on every member in her family. I am not sure if she has Asperger syndrome, or if she is just an asshole, so let's just say she has Asholeperger Syndrome.
by mdphoto June 8, 2011
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