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michigan syndrome

Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome
"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"
by BSUprotege June 29, 2004
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Down Syndrome Anal Fun

When two down syndromes experience anal sex for the first time.
Retard #1: Nar-Nar my penis

Retard #2: Hardy har har

This is what we call Down Syndrome Anal Fun
by Bum Killas 101 April 10, 2009
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Rihanna Syndrome

The constant unnecessary repetition of the last word or syllable of a sentence, (usually another's name.)
"bye RussRuss see you later! much lovelove!"

"Whoa girl you got Rihanna Syndrome you needs to see a therapist or something."

"You can stand under my Umbrella ella ella"

" .. I'm alright thanks. It's not raining."
by OhItsMondayAgain August 8, 2009
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Kirstie Alley Syndrome

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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Batman Syndrome

A completely real disease where the sufferer cannot stop themselves from blurting out "Because I'm Batman!"at every arising opportunity.
"Hey guys, did you hear about Bruce? I heard he has the symptoms of Batman Syndrome."
"Yeah I saw him the other night, he's got it bad. He was on the hood of some unsuspecting woman's car wearing a cape and a mask yelling something about him being Batman."
by THE doctor... April 20, 2014
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Dead Dick Syndrome

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.
My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.
by arelpee June 7, 2009
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wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.
Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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