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Marko Pretorius Special

A South African mf you fucks you till your asshole goes from normal to white then to red after his semen drips down the crack
I met some guy so crazy he gave me the Marko Pretorius Special

Marko Pretorius Special

When a South African mf fucks you in the ass so hard it turns from normal to white then to red after his semen drips from your ass crack
I met some guy so crazy that he gave me the Marko Pretorius special

Eric O Special

When you drink 14 bees knees at a wedding and puke 11 times at an airbnb but blame it on food poisoning from a salad
Did you hear about how he did an Eric O special to that airbnb?
Eric O Special by Beesknees420 June 21, 2026

The Savage Special

The savage special:

Is where you sit on a toilet while just finished a shit,
Having a wank into the bowl, use toilet paper to clean ur nob, for the no spill no shit method

Could also shit after the wank, your preference.
He didn’t want to cum on himself so he did the savage special

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day 

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

big daddy moes farm shed special 

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.
Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special