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rolling the mouse wheel 

Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.

Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.

A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?

AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.

HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?

AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.

HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?

AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.

HMB: Typing in the gussets.

AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.

HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.

AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.

HMB: Petting the cat.

AC: Fingering the bald suspect.

HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...

AC: !
rolling the mouse wheel by HMB December 9, 2006
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Getting Rolled is a Australian slang term for getting robbed. Most people who get Rolled are Rolled for their shoes. It happens when a group of eshays approach you and either king hit you and take your shoes or intimidate you into giving them your shoes. This can be avoided by being able to spot an eshay.

How to spot an eshay:
-Wearing nautica cap
-wearing brands like tommy hilfiger, fila, stussy, or champion clothing items
-carrying a bum bag
-Walks around in groups of more than 5 eshays
-Has buzz cut with rats tail
Shoes of choice:
-Tn's

-Air max 97's/95's
Davo: "Oi cunt, i heard Gazza got Rolled the other day. "
Stevo: "Yeah cunt thats mad fucked ay."
Rolled by WhetOne October 24, 2018
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."

rolled ankle 

When Death itself pokes your foot
Dude 1: Ahh i just rolled my ankle
Dude 2: Dude you totally just got a rolled ankle
The name given to the male population in Rolla missouri.
The gals went to Rolla Mo, and are scouting for Rollalope in a city of men
rollalope by Ron Rollalope October 1, 2020

ebola rolla 

the quarantined Dallas Texas ambulance parked at Texas Health Resources used to transport the first confirmed case of the boulevard is in the United States.
"Jimmy, did you hear about that guy the is the first confirmed case of Ebola in the United States? I took him to the hospital on walnut lane"

"yes Duane, everyone has heard of it. They took him from those apartments in the ebola rolla a few days ago"
ebola rolla by shoffnee October 9, 2014

gumbo rolling 

alright come on let’s get the gumbo rolling
gumbo rolling by saucepolo October 15, 2020