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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
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red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015
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Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
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Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.
Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.
by Hixy65 April 21, 2024
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Sammy wammy pie

Sammy wammy pie is a nickname fo biitchygrande but -my wammy pie with and kts very quirky to be called this
my little sammy wammy pie ;-;
i am such a little sammy wammy pie
by a🤍 March 11, 2022
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Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
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pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.
i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).
by lesbenson November 12, 2013
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