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new jersey breakdance 

A style of no-rules, sucker punch ridden street fighting usually executed by the... mmmwell, the lesser educated, unwashed types and characterized by it's unmistakable "daisy-cutter" action . Far more commonly used back in those less litigious 1970's, back when "victims" wouldn't "go running home to tell mommy", this method of combat relies mainly on its sudden, spastic, often Turrets-like moves to stun and mislead opponents. Popular for it's "make it up as you go" nature, the NJB almost always reflects the tipping point,total meltdown,even borderline psychotic state reached by the practitioner
Yo Joey,we went downtheshore last weekend wit Darlene and Dominic. Man that dude's nuts,some guy was checkin' out Donna on the boardwalk and he went all kinda loco , did the New Jersey breakdance on the dudes face and left him layin' there. Hey yoos going to get cheese steaks !?!?? Don't forget Tastykakes !!

new rose 

I've got a new rose, I've got her good
guess I knew that I always would
I can't stop to mess around
I got a brand new rose in town

From The Damned, "New Rose"
new rose by TdyYrLove July 31, 2011

New Jersey Scallop 

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop
New Jersey Scallop by Finstrr September 17, 2011

New Years Eve Eve 

The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"

"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"

-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-

new york weed 

The best weed on the east coast #thegoodshit
Greg: "Ay Billy try this New York weed"
Billy: "OK! (Hits bong) Duuude, that's that good shit!"
new york weed by Keddy Wap July 20, 2016

new colossus

a fucking song written by this old lady to raise money for the shit looking pedestal which the famous green lady stands on.
The New Colossus is engraved on the pedestal the Statue of Liberty stands on.
new colossus by DEATHBEAST January 16, 2017