Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.

"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!

by viripien April 15, 2023

Myrtle Beach Nerds

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!

Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.

by MyrtleBeachNerds March 2, 2019

toxic mascu-nerdity

When you are very nerdy but also like to disrespect women.

Adam thinks he is so funny because Emilia Clarke’s breast’s were on GoT, he blamed it on toxic mascu-nerdity

by yourbestfriendwhohatesyou July 11, 2020

nerdvirgin

A fusion of the words nerd and virgin to represent someone who is both full on socially retarded and utterly incapable of pleasuring a women(either due to premature ejaculation and/or a high gamerscore.) May also think boobs feel like bags of sand

Person A:After the Harry Potter premiere we went back to Command Central(aka my mom's basement) where we engaged in a high stakes game of Halo and drank caffeinated beverages after my mom went to sleep.

Person B: Nerdvirgin.

by Gordy Popshaft November 21, 2010

nerds

Not necessarily smart, just giving off the impression that they are. Often very sheltered from the outside world, spending whatever time on the internet updating their blogs that no one will ever read. Might also be really, really white due to their lack of sun, pasty almost. Not the most athletic people in the world, often have weird farmer's tans. For the most part wears glasses 24/7 and gets mad or irritated when they are removed or are in immediate danger. Often lacking basic important social skills, leading to easy embarrassment.

Yet with all this negative stereotyping toward this particular group. They will almost always make more money then you will ever make and will almost always have a way hotter wife then you will ever get.

"Look the nerds, there they are! Steal their glasses and take them out in the sun. Give them my homework too!"

by ian-ho July 16, 2008

nerdbonics

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009

Nerdle

One who revolves their life around the use of a laptop computer, while other options are available they choose not to use them.

Chad is such a nerdle he even orders his Island's food online.

Chad is a nerdle because he will not go anywhere without his MAC laptop.

by Chelissa Froepel January 7, 2009