duck 'n' mumble 

The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.

{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble

This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"

duck 'n' mumble by Waster September 30, 2005

chill n lax

when you spend the majority of the day outside with fellow bros laxin it up late into the evening with lawn chairs and an unlimited amount of drinks. conversation includes life and the female specimen along with more lax talk. dress includes bathing suits and lax pennies with high socks, sun glasses and flat rims. a boom box is needed for you must listen to the broiest music all day.

yo bro you wanna just chill n lax all day?

yeah totally bro!

chill n lax by hay un May 5, 2008

Jack-n-Jill Party 

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.

Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.

Jack-n-Jill Party by drplastic December 16, 2008

Ass n elbows 

A funny phrase to describe running really really fast because all you really see is ass and elbows .

Used primarily in situations where time is of the essence or you need to get the hell out of there .

While John was banging Jen he heard her husband come in the front door . John was out the window and ass n elbows naked to his car .

Ass n elbows by Saneand71 July 7, 2016

G.U.N. Truck 

A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.

It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.

The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.

Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"

Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."

Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"

Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."

Guy 1:"..."

G.U.N. Truck by Codybean1 October 27, 2011

Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.

*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"

Sneak n Cum Agent(s) by Menohh June 22, 2009

C.N. Blue 

A Korean boy band. Jung Yong Hwa: leader, vocalist, rapper, and guitarist; Kang Min Hyuk: dummer; Lee Jong Hyun: guitarist and vocalist (former leader); and Lee Jung Shin: bassist and rapper. They first debuted in Japan.

I'm a Loner- C.N. Blue

C.N. Blue by sillyc_135 February 21, 2010