Soccer Mom Whippits

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty

I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.

by Klitorissa December 31, 2015

Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

Your mom!

used by teenage boys as an insult

You know what I was in last night? Your mom!

by baseballman69 September 8, 2016

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Mellophone mom

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

dc mom

some dumb cunt who always gets in someones way. no one likes em.

Man, this guy is such a DC mom.

by deseanswaine November 13, 2016

Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016