mexican punching bag 

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

mexican punching bag by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican cannon 

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

Mexican cannon by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

mexican bitch 

when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.

girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!

girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!

mexican bitch by high school musical 4eva July 30, 2017

Mexican teapot 

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

Mexican teapot by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

mexican flail 

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

mexican flail by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017

Mexican Melee 

When Donald Trump and Sylvester Stallone play as Bowser and attempt to kill Luigi, but instead end up killing themselves.

My friend and I attempted to try Mexican Melee in Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Ninendo Gamecube and lost horribly. He killed himself later.

Mexican Melee by HueydeeHueydeeJudas October 17, 2017

mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat

Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!

mexican blood fuck by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017