A description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, Jose Mourinho, a yuppie, David Cameron, a cunt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a twat, a fascist, a dildo, a member of UKIP, the BNP or the EDL, Gok Wan, a smackhead, a knobend, anyone called Tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, Cristiano Ronaldo, a Texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a wanker.
Oh my god that yuppie twat looked and sounded just like David Cameron. These fascist mugs are everywhere! What an absolute fucking john-boy...
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Get the John wicks mug.A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.
How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?
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