croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

pocket billies

Reaching your hand deep in your pocket to rub one out on the sly

Check out Johnny in the corner playing pocket billies

by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021

bindle pocket

A bindle pocket is either a vagina or butthole or anywhere that you actually can put a bindle which is a tightly wrapped and packaged drugs either out of paper plastic or tin foil

Damn dude look at that cow's vagina that's one hell of a bindle pocket you could fit like I send a newspaper in there and still have room for a soda pop

by Dingofish March 13, 2024

Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011

pocket size pocket slut

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by Katdaddy666 September 7, 2021