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Essex High School

The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.
Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!

Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.

Girl: Was it January?

Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
by A girly April 29, 2011
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Byron Nelson high school

Byron Nelson is a school full of rich white kids why use there daddy’s credit cards to buy juul pods. The ratio of hoes to fuckboys there is pretty even. Everyone is hella rude. But not as rude as Southlake kids. Their rival school is Eaton High School. Eaton is even more trash than Byron. The football team kinda sucks but their other sports are pretty good.
“My parents gave me $100 bucks, wanna order juul pods?”

“Oh, you go to Byron Nelson High School don’t you.”
by User0363942 March 21, 2019
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Cumberland Valley High School

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018
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Clover High School

A school in South Carolina known for all its thots and douches.
You know Clover High School?”
“Yuh the one with all dem thots”
by Matame October 25, 2017
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ridge high school

ridge high school is labeled “the suicide school” by many towns. it is filled with preppy kids who think they are the shit because mommy and daddy have enough money to bail them out of jail when they get arrested for selling crack for juul pods. the kids are mean and viscous towards one another. sure the education is great but the schools staff does not care about your children’s mental health. if u walk into that school you will see one of three options.

1. the kid who is extremely bitchy because they hate themselves

2. the really depressed kid who has no friends and is a genuine nice person but can’t deal with everyone’s bullshit
3. the kid who smiles a fuck ton but is really depressed and pops pills to forget about their problems.
all in all, ridge high school is filled with juul addicted, sad, and bitchy teens who get ruined by their school.
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS THERE
- a basking ridge teen herself
should i move to ridge
fuck no do u wanna kill your self?
_ ridge high school is a town that makes u depressed and suicidal
by smd666999 January 5, 2019
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East Chapel Hill High School

A cool, but unrealistically competitive and smart school where all the guys wear nikes and high socks. Also where people feel dumb if they don't take AP classes, and Republicans are probably more nonexistent than dinosaurs.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
God, I can't believe those East Chapel Hill High School people. They think a 2300 on the SAT is bad.
by youraveragechipmunk June 5, 2011
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i-high

Someone has an i-high for the first few weeks (or months if they're real douches) after purchasing an iphone. People on an i-high cannot physically keep their iphone in their pocket and fail to shut the fuck up about all their moronic and pointless apps. There is no cure for an i-high at this time, luckily it will wear off after a while when the person figures out the iphone is just an over-rated ipod with a phone crammed in it.
"Hey bro, check out this new app i just download from itu-"

"-You know what!! No, i refuse to look at your pointless iphone apps ever again! So why don't you just get the fuck off your i-high and get a life!"
by aightman January 12, 2010
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