Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

Douché

A French douche bag.

Pronounced doo-chay.

"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."

"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"

"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."

"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"

"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."

by LWxxDark Wolf October 31, 2009

douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

Douche licker

One who licks douches :-)

Hey, Eric!! Lick this douche (Eric "Yummmy" )

by Justin February 26, 2005

douchebagedness

having the qualities of a douchebag

"Those Birkenstocks only add to his douchebagedness."

by tnp May 3, 2006

douche bag

A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.

That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.

by Ryan99 December 25, 2007

Douche-Diego

Referring to San Diego, CA, which is known to have a higher percentage of douche bags than most american cities.

Look at that overly tanned guy with the sole patch, I bet he's from Douche-Diego

Wow, that guy's eyebrows are penciled in, he must be the mayor of Douche-Diego.

by infamous8 June 2, 2010