NEAR DEATH

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.

I am near death.

by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018

The Death Seal

Li thank god the death seal

unliminal message

The death seal is like a way out

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Octopus death

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.

The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

death by flamingo

A term defined by the anti-flamingo movement meaning being raped to death by a flock of angry male flamingoes

We hereby sentence you to death by flamingo

by Wanahart12 April 1, 2017

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

death guilt

When your parents guilt you into hanging out with them because they say you will regret it later if you don’t. Type of manipulation.

Dad: “hey want to go to - with me?” You: “not really” Dad: “you’ll regret that later” you in your head: “he is death guilting me”

by Ragged tshirt June 19, 2021

Death

Something we all wish for one day.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Death is?
Person 2: Yeah! I've wanted it since birth!

by Jayy :) January 27, 2022