ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

Ass prickle

Someone who is a complete idiot and records themselves on oovoo instead of actually webcamming with someone.

Matt: Jennah? Tara?! where are they.

Jonah: I dont know.
Matt: Oh.. were reording on oovoo,not on with them. im an ass prickle.

by Oovooidiots May 25, 2011

ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.

Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?

by acceljunky June 6, 2011

Ass Puff

the act of placing a cigarette in your asshole and then farting creating a puff of smoke in the air

i feel sorry for sally who got second hand ass puff from her father

by the sharped dressed man October 3, 2011

ass-grenade

eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea

"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"

by lolafartz October 28, 2011

Ass Eyer

Somebody who likes to look at asses.

"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."

by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011