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May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.
1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS
by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
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mai

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂
by bruh2345 November 2, 2019
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Mays

mays, those jokes weren’t funny.
by Gaetaest June 26, 2022
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may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck
by keldodo May 4, 2022
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may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.
Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“
by fugaonf May 10, 2022
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May 21st

May 21st is National make fun of chloe day, a day dedicated to insulting chloes.
“Its May 21st”

Happy National make fun of chloe day!”
by Lokzzzzzzzzzd May 21, 2023
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26th May

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May
by alarkaris May 26, 2024
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