happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

Happiness

An unatainable thing that every time you think about it you feel pain.

It’s impossible for someone to find true happiness

by göblin February 21, 2019

happiness

that feeling after you leave the park with 7 children in your car

I just ate two adult sized gummies never mind those are two children in my basement full of happiness

by bigmac_patty_quack September 13, 2020

Jolly happy

So fucking drunk and happy that you give away everything you own to strangers in one night.

Fucking joe was jolly happy and now we have no booze or money left to get the fuck out of here

by Sonny James 29 January 11, 2021

Happy Hug

A hug that gives you a boner.

I'm so embarassed. My crush gave me a hug, and it accidentally became a happy hug.
I tried my best to hide it.

by BoxerJoe August 29, 2017

Happy Hallowthanksgivmas

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.

When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.

by Creator912 October 15, 2023

Happy-on

A mild boner, gained not from physical stimulation but often from receiving nudes or a sudden sexual thought. It is comparable to a no-reason-boner or post morning wood.

When she sent me nudes a got a bit of a happy-on.

by Rick Tliter February 08, 2020